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So f​(​t) = f​(​k​)​: A Fat Kid Discography

by Score One for the Fat Kid

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1.
you are navigating but you can't tell the night stars from the lights you look to me for guidance I can't refold this map to save my life wish upon the North Star to us, east is down and west is south you look to me for guidance this black hole isn't going to let us out an unknown distance, many miles it's just that we don't know where we are where we are when you wish upon a star it usually won't tell you just where you are and so you wish for maps to help you guide the path but then when you convert from miles to light-years you fuck up the math as the Klingons say retreat is not an option as the kids like to say retreat is not an option
2.
step on the gas I don't want to get there last today's the day that they're handing out brains I want to get a good one I want to get a good one not one that's afraid of Black people or thinks God wants Jacksonville to win it all or for the walls of Jerusalem to fall give me a brain that's pink and true don't it make my grey matter blue to say I don't have a brain to say I don't have a brain
3.
Julienned 04:23
you are the most resolute of rubber cement the most saccharine of model glue that keeps the skull and crossbones flying over this model tattered excuse you are the architect of steady hand and blueprints drafted true that keeps the mosaic tessellated from mere refuse I belie the telltale signs the lost design of exhausted mines the perforated lines unstitched time and broken twine but you cauterize and refine like sweetest crime from the inside you defy this broken sigh emulsified in your eyes long division, the remainders have never quite coerced you to slide the mirror towards the axis and hide the split rail from view you brave blown patches elastic scratches and the tectonic tolls you jump the rail to come to my defense and jump behind the damage controls with the beauty of starfish who explode yet manage to save face you're infinitely capable with staples, paperclips gauze and grace I belie the telltale signs the lost design of exhausted mines the perforated lines unstitched time and broken twine but you cauterize and refine like sweetest crime from the inside you defy this broken sigh emulsified in your eyes
4.
as far back as I can remember I was never afraid of guns I was always afraid of dogs a gun could kill you but a dog could fuck you up fuck you right up then by increments I found that dogs were pretty decent but the guy down the street still wanted to kick my ass just because I'm smarter than him it's just because I'm smarter than him (I figured out that most dogs want attention and love and most people just want; life was so much easier when there was nothing cooler than Helmet and nothing scarier than a dog)
5.
hit the ground so hard that I lost my shoe skateboard flying out of sight my friends they laugh in the night I'm telling you I looked everywhere that thing was just gone wearing socks six blocks home hit the ground so hard that I lost my shoe (I succumb to gravity injury punctuates apathy) blue arc bombing past my head (the stinging comes with selective memory) my lungs they suck on air (put my faith in my skateboard and electricity) they suck on air as I cough and sputter back to life we searched low and high if five people can't find a sneaker chances are it's really lost get yourself moving fast enough get yourself moving fast enough
6.
she's the kind of girl who you'd say would blow away in a strong enough wind sometimes she flies on her Huffy or in church on Sunday Hallelujah, Amen and maybe, just maybe baby's not the right word for her she's 40, she's in her late late 30s maybe, yeah she lives alone in a house with no cats not a Cathy collection in sight and when she's lonely she writes poetry on pink paper, it sucks, yeah yeah! yeah! he's got a self-winding watch you might say he's self-winding and he's particular about his clothes and he knows the difference between a Windsor knot and a half-Windsor knot and he'd rather not talk about his job because he'd rather be talking about his jazz record collection people used to say they were perfect together not them, they'd say we're better off being our own better half better off being alone, better yeah! yeah!
7.
I've held fault at arm's length as fragments of our history are all I can savor in the vex of our consummation pieces of the you I had when time was our language and we spoke in dialects that made moments into monuments when I felt I could indulge in the wax of security and the wane of endeavor I wrote you countless letters only some I sent instead I let argument say all the things I never meant this time, that night she said 'this time around' you can only see it when you're moving but I think she said that without really knowing anything at all about where she was going and we've both taken lovers and stabs at each other and wanted and waited and watched as we wondered these miles pulled at us played with us, until the us became the me in Boston and left with an alkaline memory knee deep in the end of our dialogue and it was too late, too late to write you back, call you back tell you that none of those Hampstead nights were thrown away it's safe to say I still remember safe to say I still regret now in those days my fondest dreams still sit waiting for the lips of their creator to call them home (we'll get you, BPY 269. just you wait, wherever you go.)
8.
I saw it pick up the car from the T and hurl it straight into the ocean now I'm scared for me oh no, it's the Creepy Claw! and it has an appetite for emo bangs and studded bracelets and baby tees on 98-pound boys 'and those tight pants make good targets' (so he said when I was riding my single speed he was eyeing me but he's fixing the scene one haircut at a time) I like bands when they're endorsed by many other fans but at the show you will not see me dance because I don't like to get sweat on my T-shirt and pants I'm not afraid 'cause I like The Faint I get stoked when I get to see the Strokes I'm the type that likes the White Stripes who'd have thought it would come to this tonight I would say that it would say that I would say that it's too late the Creepy Claw comes down! ahhhh! wooga wooga wooga! when I saw those kids hit the bay I said let's give the Claw a raise in pay today
9.
Safetyquake 03:47
she thought about what her friend had said to her and about her simple and true 'bicycle safety is strangely important to you' stay awake for safety's sake 'I'm glad I know you I'm glad I know you' and her belly shook and her shoulders shook and the earth shook 'cause the inbound and the outbound both trains were coming her way they're building deserts between the tracks in Davis and a strange man looked at her strangely so she looked at him and she had to yell 'it's quite seismic it's quite seismic'
10.
though crumpled in a corner looking amorphous just random fabric to an untrained eye within the cross-hatched folds wrinkling my pillow I see the inverse image of your face and careful not to bend the preserved pattern I lay this pillow on my hardwood floor align my eyes, so sedative against your negative inhale scents intrinsic to you alone insomnia rescinds and sleep descends upon this creature prostrate on the ground skeleton and flesh shed and forgotten and mind kept safe from knowing you're not here within the cross-hatched folds wrinkling my pillow I see the inverse image of your face align my eyes, so sedative against your negative inhale scents intrinsic to you alone
11.
she's the kind of girl who you'd say would blow away in a strong enough wind sometimes she flies on her Huffy or in church on Sunday Hallelujah and maybe, just maybe baby's not the right word for her she's 40, she's in her late late 30s maybe, yeah she lives alone in a house with no cats not a Cathy collection in sight and when she's lonely she writes poetry on pink paper, it sucks, yeah yeah! yeah! he's got a self-winding watch you might say he's self-winding and he's particular about his clothes and he knows the difference between a Windsor knot and a half-Windsor knot he'd rather not talk about his job because he'd rather be talking about his jazz record collection people used to say they were perfect together not them, they'd say we're better off being our own better half better off being alone, better yeah! yeah!
12.
you are navigating but you can't tell the night stars from the lights you look to me for guidance I can't refold this map to save my life wish upon the North Star to us, east is down and west is south you look to me for guidance this black hole isn't going to let us out an unknown distance, many miles it's just that we don't know where we are where we are when you wish upon a star it usually won't tell you just where you are and so you wish for maps to help you guide the path but then when you convert from miles to light-years you fuck up the math as the Klingons say retreat is not an option as the kids like to say retreat is not an option
13.
for the longest time longer than months maybe no more than years certainly no more than years all she wanted was was to hit him oh, she was prepared no more than that certainly no more than that now she knows there's no justice that there's just retribution it's not 'I'm gonna get you' anymore it's not 'I'm gonna get you'
14.
though crumpled in a corner looking amorphous just random fabric to an untrained eye within the cross-hatched folds wrinkling my pillow I see the inverse image of your face and careful not to bend the preserved pattern I lay this pillow on my hardwood floor align my eyes, so sedative against your negative inhale scents intrinsic to you alone insomnia rescinds and sleep descends upon this creature prostrate on the ground skeleton and flesh shed and forgotten and mind kept safe from knowing you're not here within the cross-hatched folds wrinkling my pillow I see the inverse image of your face align my eyes, so sedative against your negative inhale scents intrinsic to you alone
15.
fold the flyer over a few times along the dotted lines on the front side it says 'I love my country' on the flip side it says 'I fear my government', yeah put a paperclip in front tear a tail in the back climb the tallest tower atop the highest hill and face south by southwest throw it as best you can it will still land five hundred miles short of where you want it to go swing and sway turbulence and decay climb the tallest tower atop the highest hill and face south by southwest where you want to go and if by some chance the weather should carry it to where you want it to go it will still be just another piece of garbage in the streets of D.C. and I want to be a part
16.
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about

In the summer of 2000, I moved to Boston; I had a job waiting for me, but no place to live. Doug Wright, former guitarist for the Blastoff 3.0 and a friend of mine from Penn State, let me crash at his place for two weeks on a fold-up cot until I found more permanent lodgings at a house in Somerville. He and I started jamming in my attic, joined soon by drummer Dan Wilder and bassist Mike Wissell. The following summer, we started playing shows as Score One for the Fat Kid.

Our band was always bound more by friendship than a singular musical focus; Doug was raised on midwest emo, I was into angular math-rock, Mike played in hardcore bands and Dan was a jack of all trades. We played ten-band free-for-all shows in Gloucester, bars and clubs in Boston, and one-offs in VFWs and basements around New England. We had three practice spaces in as many years, and recorded a pretty good-sounding album ("Plan B Is for Suckers") without ever setting foot in a studio, tracking much of it late at night.

The band split up in the summer of 2003 after Doug completed his PhD in mathematics, leaving Boston for stints in Ontario and Minnesota before settling down in Philadelphia; Mike, Dan and I continued to run into each other at Boston shows while playing in other bands. For this discography, I unearthed the band's first demo recorded in the attic in 2001, along with a couple of early instrumental jams. Will there ever be a reunion show? A 20th anniversary vinyl? Stay tuned. As always, I hope you enjoy it.

--Andrew Wagner, August 2021

PS Be sure to check out the recent reissue of the Blastoff 3.0's 1997 album, "Too Loud for Candlelight" at blastoff30.bandcamp.com

credits

released September 3, 2021

Score One for the Fat Kid:
Doug Wright: guitar, singing
Andrew Wagner: guitar, singing
Mike Wissell: bass, singing
Dan Wilder: drums, not singing

Tracks 1-10 originally released on the "Plan B Is for Suckers" album on Losing Blueprint (LBP017), 2003. Recorded by Chris Moylan at the Wilders' house in Windham, NH and the Words for Snow practice space in Boston, MA, 2002. Mixed by Chris with Andrew at home in Cambridge, MA. Mastered by Jeff Lipton at Peerless in Newton, MA.

Tracks 11-14 recorded live to multitrack by Aaron Sherman at Andrew's house in Somerville, MA, 2001. Track 13 released on the "Don't Complain, Fix It Yourself" compilation, 2003. Track 15 recorded and mixed by Aaron at Mass Art in Boston, MA, 2002, and released on the "Luxury Sounds of the Losing Blueprint" compilation, 2002. Tracks 16-17 recorded live by Andrew Wagner at home in Somerville, 2001.

Mastering on tracks 11-17 and add'l mastering on tracks 1-10 by Andrew Wagner at home in Somerville, MA, 2021. Artwork by Andrew; photo taken by Nick Telles in Gloucester, MA, 2002.

"Compass", "Brain" and "Autogyro" written by Doug Wright and Andrew Wagner. "Julienned" and "Sleep" written by Andrew. "Helmet" and "Indiana" written by Mike Wissell and Doug. "Xmas" written by Doug and Andrew with Alyssa Boyle. "Decrease" and "Monkeys" written by Doug. "Claw" and "Quake" written by Doug and Andrew with Mike. All songs arranged and performed by Doug Wright, Andrew Wagner, Mike Wissell and Dan Wilder.

"So f(t) = f(k): A Fat Kid Discography" digitally released on Secondhand Clocks (SHC017), September 3, 2021.

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